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The refrigerator beeps if I accidentally leave the door open, which I do a lot, but it’s a different beep than the one the dishwasher makes to tell me it has finished putting spots on my glasses.
Read moreBeing a tribal member of the Great Seminole Nation.
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“That much soda will taste terrible,” I told him. “John will know.”
“The way he cooks,” Bryce answered, “he’ll only know if it causes him to explode.”
Read moreDEAR ABBY: My 8-yearold daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets her off. She was recently sent home from school sick after she had borrowed a sweater from a friend who has a cat.
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